A pine tree. As we will be doing throughout this blog, we interview random pines throughout the city and see how they feel. Today's three questions:
Q: Have you seen the new Batman movie? What do you think of Heath Ledger's Performance?
PINE: Heath who? Listen, I can't really tell you meatbags apart. That movie was terrible, not a single tree or plant in the entire 2/1/2 hours! Would it kill Christopher Nolan to have Batman get a spiderplant or something?
Q: What do you think about the upcoming Presidential Election? Mccain or Obama?
PINE: I am not registered, but if I were I would only vote the Green Party.
Q: What is your favorite color?
PINE: Blue. No Yellow! Shit Shit Shit!