Aug 5, 2008
Today's Tree - NE MISSISSIPPI
Today's tree is from my sisters new neighborhood. I approached it for an interview and found that the trees in her hood are not always the nicest. But I'll let you see for yourself.
Me: Greetings tree. How is your summer going?
Tree: Hot, I guess. I'm bored with that question already.
Me: Ah, okay. What do you think of my sister moving into your neighborhood?
Tree: To be perfectly honest, I can't see it affecting my life all that much. I'm not trying to be a jerk, but really I couldn't care less.
Me: Fair enough. Final question: Who do you think is the biggest band in America today?
Tree: Again, I gotta tell you I don't really follow music that much. I'm a tree, after all. But when I had fewer rings there were some hippies that lived by me. I liked some of their stuff. Whatever happened to the Beatles?
Me: Half of them died, the other half aren't up to much.
Tree: That's a shame. What about the Doors?
Me: Lead singer died, the rest not up to much.
Tree: Wow, I had no idea. What about the Who?
Me: Drummer and Bassist died. The rest ... not up to much.
Tree: You humans are certainly short lived! I guess I can assume all the Rolling Stones are dead?
Me: No, actually they're still alive. All of 'em.
Tree: You know, even after four hundred years, you humans can still surprise me.
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You found a tree in my neighborhood?!
I thought it was all empty warehouses and crack addicts.
My trees said to say hi.
In truth, it was a just an empty warehouse that I dressed up to look like a tree.
Not too bad though, eh?
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